Sunday, June 20, 2010

I've never needed to dive naked.

This Saturday we went swimming around 6sh at the pool by our house. We were all having a good time splashing around and acting childish when we see a woman walk past us wearing nothing but soaking wet garments (Mormon underwear).

At first we didn't know what to say or think. Here is a grown woman 30-35 wearing see through clothing. As she stopped by a group of tables a manager and security guard come out and talk to the life guard that made her get out of the pool. Without warning this woman takes off the last layer of clothing she was wearing and runs for the pool! The security guard played lineman and blocked her attempted escape to the water filled with awe struck people.
After a moment of wrestling the naked woman the guard got her inside the building. we laughed and joke about what had just happened for a little while, joking with pool staff as they walked by. finally the mangier reappeared and walked with a trash bag to the top diving platform and started picking up the woman cloths, and that's when we put it all together.
This woman walked up three flights of stairs fully clothed, stripped to her religious underwear and jumped off a 15 meter diving platform! Then was kicked out of the pool and decided to strip naked. I have never had a day that bad! so my question is what would make a person go that crazy at a public pool?

P.S. no matter what you do, you will never party as hard as that chick!

1 comment:

  1. That story is amazing. And a little sexy.

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